UPDATED: An Analysis Of Miley Cyrus’ Post-Breakup Instagrams Betches

On Saturday, the entire world went into a state of collective shock when we found out that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth had separated after less than a year of marriage. Though Miley and Liam have only been married for around eight months, their love story goes all the way back to 2009, so their most recent split feels like the end of an era. I mean, am I just not supposed to watch The Last Song anymore, or listen to “Wrecking Ball”? Somebody please advise. Miley and Liam’s is one of the more unexpected celebrity breakups in recent memory, but Miley hasn’t been shy on social media since the news broke. In fact, she’s basically broadcast her entire Italian vacation, …

Katy Perry Was Accused Of Sexual Misconduct Betches

In the past few years, our society has become much more aware of the problematic behavior of men in power. With the #MeToo movement, we’ve seen powerful men in pretty much every field exposed for predatory actions, and it’s important work. But it’s equally important to recognize that these behaviors aren’t limited to men in power. Sexual assault and harassment can happen to anyone and can be committed by anyone. Case in point, this week, there are new allegations that Katy Perry was inappropriate to one of her video costars, and it’s a messy situation. The alleged incident went down in 2011, after model Josh Kloss appeared in Katy Perry’s video for “Teenage Dream.” In an Instagram post for the anniversary …

Digital Sugar Babies Are Getting Paid Without Ever Meeting Up Betches

Eight years later, the internet and a growing number of applications have created a limitless number of ways for students to make money online, without having to ever leave their beds. So long to the days of having to physically go to work, because who wants to do that? Let’s be real, nobody, but especially not college kids. In case you’ve been living under a rock, sugar babies, according to the SeekingArrangement website, “enjoy a life of luxury by being pampered with fine dinners, exotic trips and allowances.” Sugar Daddies or Mommas (those terms just gave me hives) want to “find beautiful members to accompany them at all times.” So, using services like SeekingArrangement, they link up. Basically, the idea …

Celebrities Are Using This App To Make Their Legs Look Longer Betches

If you read our weekly Photoshop Fail series, then you’re well aware by now that nothing on Instagram is as it seems. People are using half a dozen apps to edit their photos, and they’re not stopping at fixing the lighting and red eye. Because most people don’t have a solid understanding of how to use complex programs like Photoshop, everyone is always looking for the best, most simple app to look like an Instagram model. Enter Spring, which I found out about last week, and it’s already taken over my life. (I am not well.) I first found out about Spring when my girl Bravo Historian posted about it on Instagram. She first noticed something was off when Brittany Cartwright from Vanderpump …

4 Dermatologist Recommended Products To Get Rid Of Pimples Betches

We’ve all been there—you wake up, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, ready to seize the day but…there it is, rearing its ugly head and taunting you, a huge-ass pimple. Okay, more like, you roll out of bed, check your phone, then look in the mirror just to face the same inevitable truth: a huge-ass pimple on your face. Your first urge is to pop it, but you know you shouldn’t. Then you look at the five million products you’ve collected over the years and have to decide which one to use today. But will any of them even work?? They all claim to, but every f*ckboy I’ve ever dated has also claimed he would never hurt me. So, yeah. Men and acne medications are …

5 Douchey Bars To Avoid If Youre Looking To Meet Someone Betches

I am ready for a real, committed relationship! Aren’t you? But the question is, where is he, ladies?! Where do you find a guy who has a job, isn’t hung up on his ex, and is going to text you back in a reasonable timeframe? (The bar is really the floor, fellas.) Some of you might have watched my dating life fall apart on national TV on a show called that aired on Bravo in 2013, while others just listen to my horrific dating stories on my podcast, . I’ve got a PhD in Douchebag (unfortunately), so trust me when I say I know what I’m talking about when it comes to where the assholes party. not 1. Tonic East A …

Flat Tummy Tea’s Pregnancy Tea Isnt Actually Safe For Pregnant Women Betches

Diet Starts Tomorrow View this post on Instagram #ad You guys all know I looove @flattummyco shakes. I’ve just restarted them (it’s Day 2 today) and I’m already feeling so good. We had a huuuuge Christmas this year and between that, New Years and everything inbetween… I felt like it was impossible to fit in my regular work outs and eat healthy. But this program is giving me a kick in the right direction that I need. These meal replacement shakes are so good and they’re helping me get my tummy back to flat. I’m already feeling amazing and I’m so excited for the next few weeks. Because they’re all about getting women back on track… they’ve got a 20% …

There Are Crazy New Updates In The Amber Portwood Drama Betches

New details have come out surrounding Teen Mom star Amber Portwood’s arrest for domestic violence on the night of July 4th, and the story is just getting crazier. Honestly, at this point, these people are just daring me to shut down my entire life to binge Teen Mom, and I might just give in. If anyone has a working MTV login, please slide into my DMs. In an affidavit obtained by Radar Online, the publication that brought us the Lisa Vanderpump dog drama, Amber’s boyfriend Andrew Glennon detailed his side of the story. Like all major domestic disputes, this whole situation was allegedly set off because Amber was upset that the traffic was too bad for the family to make it to the Fourth of …

The Field Trip From Hell: The Handmaids Tale Recap Betches

Blessed be the fruit! This week on the Handmaid’s Tale, the Waterfords take June on a field trip to Washington D.C., which is now the scariest place on Earth apart from the inside of Fred Waterford’s mind. Fab. We open on a group of Marthas who are all praying for Nichole as a result of Mr. Waterford’s extended prayer/PR campaign. It’s this campaign that has gotten the Waterfords invited to D.C., where Mr. Waterford will be hosting a national prayer-a-thon. June also has to come because they need to present an image of a perfect Gilead family—man, woman, and sex slave. Just as the Lord intended. June takes the Amtrak down to D.C. with Aunt Lydia (I’m assuming they sat …

Happy F*cking Summer: Weekend Horoscopes June 21-23 Betches

Summer officially starts on Friday, so it’s time for us all to accept that summer bods aren’t happening and we just need to be happy with ourselves as we are, dammit. I mean, one pieces are in now, right? I’m sorry, but what’s wrong with wearing a T-shirt by the pool? Don’t shame me. Anyway, with the full moon in Sagittarius and the summer solstice kicking off, feelings are at an all time high, but it’s lookin’ like a pretty solid weekend for most of us. Whether you’re kicking your feet up and relaxing at home or going on a mass shopping spree, just remember to live your best life, kids. Kisses. You want the greeeeeen, Gemini. Give in to …

The Best Shows And Movies Coming To Netflix In June Betches

It’s getting hotter outside, which means I, for one, need more activities within the comfort of my air-conditioned home. Netflix and chilling seems like a stellar option, considering the plethora of shows, movies, and entertainment heading to the in-home streaming service this month. If you haven’t jumped on the Netflix bandwagon yet (ew, why?), then check your budget and see if you can afford this sh*t. According to Business Insider, “Netflix offers three streaming plans: Basic, Standard, and Premium, starting at $9 per month and ending at $16 per month.” Basic just means you can watch whatever Netflix has for $9 per month on one TV or screen at a time. Standard means you can watch on two screens at …

A Breakdown Of Everyone Competing On ‘Are You The One?’ Season 8 Betches

Are You The One?“dating show” by casting the first sexually fluid reality dating competition in the United States. Damn, MTV is over here making history, and ABC refuses to cast the first black Bachelor. Ball’s in your court, Mike Fleiss! T Show anchor. Not exactly something you want on your sizzle reel. Amber Martinez, 23 Amber is cute, but I swear I’ve seen this girl on every single previous season of . Her name was definitely Kayla last time. And Alivia. And Cam. And Jenna. And you get the point. Basit Shittu, 25 Now that I’ve sent Basit’s picture to my coworker for inspo, I can confidently say that Basit is the one everyone will go to for outfits when they …

10 Questions We Still Have After The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Finale Betches

I think we can all wholeheartedly agree that this season of Game of Thrones was the most rushed, poorly written ending to a series since Lost. It inspired rage that hearkened back to the “Don’t Stop Believin’” ending for Tony and The Sopranos. At least while George “I can’t finish a book” RR Martin was providing source material, DB and David could keep our characters and story lines on an acceptable, timely track. This season, we had a woman make a split-second decision to kill literally everyone, Jon Snow suddenly know how to ride a dragon, Varys suddenly forget how to be the sneaky bitch he was for 10 years (RIP tho), and Jamie go all the way through his …

Another One Of Hannah B’s Men Was Exposed For Problematic IG Behavior Betches

Now, back to your regularly scheduled serving of tea. So, due to the drama-seeking, expert sleuthing truth tellers known as the kind people of Reddit, it has been revealed that the latest Garrett to grace our screens as a contestant on the Bachelorette, Garrett Powell, unwisely followed in the footsteps of the Garrett before him and got caught for his Instagram likes. In case you don’t remember which one Garrett is (fair because all these guys look the same), it’s this guy: Not the Dean Unglert lookalike! Say it isn’t so. Unfortunately, it is so. See, Garrett f*cked up. If only he knew the dedication that defines the people of Reddit. Without fail, the Reddit detectives went far BACK to …